Eurovision 2004 Istanbul

We could be anywhere - The Good Dr Von Brawn, Diamond Lil, Mr and Mrs A Grout , Mustapha Drink and Heidi	The contestants line up
Serious Judging	Serious eating and drinking
Heidi gives important information about the Broad Beans	The Dr brings up the rear
On the ward	Martin gets his buns fondled
eat,drink,mark - which country was that?	Sarah,a dual personality reappears
What on earths are they singing about	Scoring
Prime specimens of New Europe	We get them out for the boys!
Nothing if not excessive	Enjoy your trip??
The Winners - a raunchy girl singer wearing nothing	What was the song??